Wipe Out COVID-19 with These Killer amalgamations
Yes, a little bleach goes a long way
Yes, bleach will kill the Corona, and further but who wants to drink it straight, right? So we then at Dew Drop Deadâs have created some killer blend fashions to ensure you enjoy the cure for the first many drafts, anyway. After that, all bets are out. Flash back our aphorism Kill the contagion or die trying enjoy!
Grinch - this hearty he-manâs drinkâs drawn up from the finest mix of Scotch whiskey, sweet vermouth, a gusto of angostura bitters and a double gusto of deep-acting bleach bound to kill what ails. Maraschino cherry trim available upon request. Warning cherries contain red color# 2, a known carcinogen.
Short Plank Iced Tea a corsairâs fave, this bad boy contains vodka, gin, rum, tequila, Triple Sec, cola, Clorox, and bomb juice in a stimulating but deadly combination. It goes down so easily you wonât know what hit you.
Trumparita (with or without the swab hem) The spring break killer-diller. The classic interpretation is a murderous blend of tequila, orange liqueur, lime juice, and bleach. Of course, spin out- flavors like tutti- frutti, Hawaii punch, and bubble goo are available upon request, but trust us and try the Classic.
Vodka Edit An Absolute must for vodka suckers! This delicate delicacy contains top-shelf vodka, lime cordial, lime tang, and lime-seasoned bleach. No funny shadow or after anything with this puppy dog. Mess up and enjoy!
Pina Colada a pink marquee prize made with rum, creme of coconut, pineapple juice, and slightly a hint of bleach. Just enough to do the trick without ruining the fresh flavors. A true crowd- pleaser, youâll want to order a double, but it wonât be necessary.
Coitus on the Bleach an orgasmic combination of vodka, peach schnapps, creme de cassis, bleach, orange and cranberry authorities. Youâll understand incontinently why the French use the expression le petit mort. Contraceptives not included as theyâre not really demanded.
Death in the Afternoon or Evening or Morning inspired by pop Hemmingwayâs bullfighting classic, this pleasurable combination of absinthe, Clorox, and champagne gets you where you live. Enjoy it anytime day or night, but donât plan on running Pamplona.
Mind and Body Eraser you âll abolish further than your mind with this mesmerizing blend of Kalua, Vodka, and carbonated Clorox. Itâs the bubbles that take this solicitor over the top. Known for its fast action and sweet taste, this killer quintet is guaranteed to tease and please.
Last Word and Testament - our final immolation dates back to the prohibition period, and is still popular with the moment's appreciation of all green effects. With its killer quintet of top-shelf gin, green chartreuse, indeed greener bleach, and maraschino liqueur, you wo nât be dissatisfied for long.
Tequila Sunset a tantalizing distraction of top-shelf tequila, fresh-squeezed orange juice, grenadine with just a hint of Clorox. Not enough to taste, just enough to waste.
